Lady Says No Baseball

Irene says no games so we can't play. I haven't met this kind of Woman since my ex, Donna. Donna if you're reading this, you took my leather jacket and you know it.

Yanx Set Record With Three Big Doinkers

Robinson Cano, Russell Martin, and Curtis "Isn't He" Granderson all hit Big Doinkers today setting an all time major league record. Three Grand Slams have never been done before, as in EVER, unless you count Jeter's weekend in Cabo in '98. Nice work fellas.

Things I Would Trade AJ Burnett For Right Now:

1- An AJ Burnett baseball card
2- Some lint
3- Sparky Lyle's Moustache
4- Present day Nolan Ryan
5- Rain

Pull the trigger CASHman.

Grinding It Out

Tonight was a good win because they wanted C.C. to get back on track and yet all these dingers make one think they need to be hot come post-season.  Speaking of post-season I am saying it right now Tommy, we're watching at our place this year because your family is too freaking loud and they bother me.

NY Steak Joint Definitely Cool

I recently tried the NY Yankee Steak House and I can say with confidence it's a home run. Freaking-A, the steak was fantastic, the oysters fresh and the location primo. The waiter wasn't Bubba Crosby which woulda been a nice touch but hey I still give it Four Freaking Stars.

Oh, and good win today against the halos.

What A Bunch of Losers

Do the ugly boys from Beantown realize their "Friday Night" red shirts are as ridiculous as singing "Sweet Caroline" at a baseball game? The Yanks need to pound them into the hill tomorrow because C.C. had a rare bump in the road today and those rodents in red acted out their childhood fantasy of having their leadoff hitter hit three run homers. Someone slap that Pillsbury kid will ya? Where did he get those eyebrows anyway? Someone make Papi nervous in the box. Someone make sure these Yankees understand that second place isn't good enough. Before the playoffs even.