Let's Rumble

It's underway in the Bronx and my shorts are riding high. The team looks solid. AJ has shown up so far but he's under permanent microscope duty this year. The team is 4-2 and just in time to meet the incoming pansies from up the Pike. This season is young and so are my Uncle Louie's girlfriend's lately, but youth springs eternally and if we can get some hitting and some pitching moving in the same direction this weekend, it'll be one dollar drafts at Stan's all weekend.